"Ain’t nobody wanna deep throat the Amazon Rainforest"
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
Being a Military Girlfriend sucks. No one takes you seriously. Im sorry I can’t marry at 17, but is the sacrifice I go through any less than that of a Military wife?
i really want to start eating more healthy and exercise but i also want to eat pizza/hamburger for breakfast, lunch and dinner and sit all day in front of my laptop :/ do you feel me?
nah man…you don’t know how it feels so stfu.
reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative